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Vampire Pimps: “AI Ready Roanoke”

I have before me a paper entitled “AI Ready Roanoke.” It’s fourteen pages, but I can give you the important bits in two (scroll to the bottom for the full document). In this document, issued on August 31, 2026, the Botetourt County Economic Development Authority has just informed us that the “Roanoke region is at an inflection point.” How did we come to an inflection point? Is this a cosmic event? Chance? Or is this yet again the product of some very officious, eager-beaver, small-town vampire pimps, who would procure… Read more Vampire Pimps: “AI Ready Roanoke” →

Delegate Terry Austin: A Primer on Evasive Political Flatulence

Terry Austin’s recent letter to the editor of the Fincastle Herald recommends to Botetourt a pattern of planning and development modeled by that bastion of rural charm, Virginia Beach. Let’s pause to reflect upon that. In view of the present political temperature of the county, this suggestion is astonishing.  Is this provocation, or stupidity? Let’s see if his style of communication contains any clues.  His letter employs some political weasel wording which follows a pattern of manipulation that people should pay attention to. Austin’s third paragraph reads:  “Given the proximity… Read more Delegate Terry Austin: A Primer on Evasive Political Flatulence →

Vomitous Prattle & Statutory Conspiracy: The 2026 Comprehensive Plan

In the two previous articles, we looked at  2010 and the 2026 Comprehensive Plans of Botetourt County. I was so overwhelmed by the impudence of the 2026 plan that I didn’t have energy to comment much upon it. Well, I’m back, I’m angry, and I’ve learned some new context.  Envision 2045 “Envision 2045” is, even for a comprehensive plan, a strange, ridiculous, and sinister document. At 354 pages, it is three and a half times as large as its predecessor. Despite its length and considerably more florid language, it purports… Read more Vomitous Prattle & Statutory Conspiracy: The 2026 Comprehensive Plan →